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No Putter Left Behind

Golf certainly isn’t like shooting dice. Now there’s a sport of the people. All that’s required is a liquor store, a few handguns and a pair of dice. No vast acreage that could be used for “affordable housing.” No goofy little electric carts that reek of martinis and high cholesterol. And certainly, no annual use of enough fertilizer to level downtown Oklahoma City again.