Coming Soon to a Theater Near You: The Worst Forgotten Bailouts in the History of Worst Forgotten Bailouts

It was a time of economic unrest. Over the period of the first month, the same theme was repeated over and over and over. This is this worst case scenario in the history of all worst case scenarios. In the eyes of one young, black man, nothing about America looked good. He quickly went to work proposing massive, big-government spending unlike any massive, big-government spending in the history of massive, big-government spending. Despite it being one of the most unpopular bills in the history of unpopular bills, he signed it into law anyway. The next day he proposed to spend billions more to solve another crisis that was the worst crisis in the history of worst crises. This man, Barack Obama, only knows one way, spend and spend fast. No other pocket has burned faster in the history of burning pockets than the money burning from Obama’s pocket.

Each day as he makes each new crisis into the worst crisis in the history of worst crises, there are a couple crises that people have forgotten, which might entice Dear Leader to spend even more money. So far we have the worst bank crises in the history of worst bank crises, which may be more of a scam than a crisis. We have the worst automobile industry crisis in the history of worst automobile crises. We have the worst recession in the history of worst recession crises (even far greater than the worst recession crisis in the history of worst recessions crises of 1992 which helped elect Bubba Clinton (amazing how people still fall for this rhetoric)). We have the worst housing crisis in the history of worst housing crises. Barack Obama has more to money to print and spend as the money continues to burn faster in the pocket of the fastest burning pocket which money has ever burned through in the history of fastest money burning pockets.

In the coming days, the student loan crisis which is the worst student loan crisis in the history of student loan crises will need more money thrown at it. Obama will scare students that they may not be able to go to school in the fall because this is obviously the worst student loan crisis in the history of student loan crises. Obama throws more money at the students from that burning pocket which is the fastest money burning pocket in the history of money burning pockets, and Obama saves the day and sures up the youth vote in 2012.

I don’t think the credit card crisis which is the worst credit card crisis in the history of worst credit card crises has gone away either. I wonder how much the fastest burning pocket in the history of money burning pockets will throw at the Peggy Joseph constituents who carelessly used their credit cards? Like the worst housing crisis in the history of worst housing crises, the tax payers will fund more irresponsibility from the worst generation in the history of all irresponsible generations with Obama’s solution to the credit card crisis.

When theses crisis are over, there will be new worst crises in the history of worst crises because printing money just created the worst hyperinflation in the history of hyperinflation, and you will have this blog to say I told you so.

I think even gave Obama a headache after reading this. Of course, he has given us all a headache with his everything his worse rhetoric.

(If you had problems reading this blog, thank Gertrude Stein for the inspiration, who Dr. F tortured me with Stein in Survey of American Literature.)

Originally Published at Bungalow Bill’s Conservative Wisdom

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