Oklahoma: Where Freedom, Rule of Law, and Patriotism Still Matter!

With many of the several states headed toward ruination under the guise of being “progressive”, the Great State of Oklahoma is moving in exactly the opposite direction.

Which means that Oklahoma is becoming a shining example of what can happen when citizens work diligently to protect and defend the ideals and culture that have made America great.

For instance, Oklahoma voters supported John McCain by nearly 2-1 over Barack Obama. Clearly, voters here understood that a vague promise of “change,” buffeted by a handsome smile and media-produced charisma, are not enough to qualify anyone for the presidency of the United States.

In addition, both of Oklahoma’s U.S. Senators, James Inhofe and Tom Coburn, are conservative Republicans. Three of the state’s five representatives in the U.S. House are Republicans.

Oklahoma’s state government is majority-Republican in both the House of Representatives and state Senate.

When it comes to the rule of law, Oklahoma is on the right side as well. This state has one of the toughest anti-illegal aliens laws in all of America.

That law has produced a very positive result: Illegal aliens are fleeing Oklahoma in droves!

Oklahoma has proven that Illegal immigration can be reversed, deportation can work, and that the rule of law can be enforced. All it takes is the political will and might to do the right thing.

Oklahoma: What all of America should be!

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With This Ring, Barack Spreads the Wealth–to Michelle!

Indeed, the ring that Barack Obama has gifted Michelle with is made of rhodium, the world’s most expensive metal and encrusted with diamonds. ***

At a time when millions of Americans are in danger of losing their homes to foreclosure, with unemployment spiraling out of control, and with ordinary people struggling mightily just to survive, President-elect Obama has seen fit to spend $30,000 on a ring for Michelle.

What about all of that “spread the wealth” socialist pap, Mr. President-elect?
Perhaps the ring fit for a queen is a symbol of a love so profound that it justifies the exorbitant expense? Actually the stated purpose was a lavish ‘thank you’ for Michelle’s “support” in getting Barack elected.

Which begs the question, “Was her support ever in doubt? Did Michelle threaten to vote for John McCain in order to extort a magnificent ring from her dearly beloved?”
More questions: Why not a dozen roses, a box of chocolate, and a rousing “Atta girl!”
In the worst economic downturn in 80 years, a simple thank you e-mail or e-card would have been more than adequate for most women.

Even more questions:

How many homeless people would $30,000 feed? How many delinquent loans could be “cured”, allowing needy Americans to remain in their homes for the holidays?

How would Obama’s impoverished half-brother benefit from such a gift in Kenya? Why not use those funds to deport and settle illegal alien Auntie in Kenya, and off the backs of American taxpayers?

Instead, the mother of all rings is being hastily crafted by Italian designer Giovanni Bosco for January’s inauguration ceremony and the balls that will follow.

All of which proves that Barack Obama’s clarion call to “spread the wealth” is a hypocritical rant meant for Joe the Plumber and average Americans, but NOT the elitist class of liberals about to descend on Washington, D.C.

*** Source
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1090653/Barack-Obama-buy-rare-20-000-gold-ring-wife-say-thanks-support.html

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So Much for the “Obama Bounce” on Wall Street

Just last Friday, mainstream media were celebrating five consecutive days of positive results on the stock exchange. Some of the more liberal and less lucid venues even went so far as to credit Barack Obama for the “change” in direction.

By naming his economic recovery–NOT bail out!–team, the lefties argued, Obama had restored a semblance of confidence on Wall Street and Main Street. Socialist leadership and a few trillion dollars is all it takes to fix the Bush mess, according to the left.

Obama also earned high praise for promising to send a “jolt” to the economy with another massive economic stimulus bill that will involve hundreds of billions of dollars of additional taxpayer money. Demanding that Congress have such a package ready for his signature at 12:01 PM on January 20, added to the illusion that President-elect Obama knows what he is doing, and is in charge.

Marlin’s beard! After a week to digest the totality of Obama-nomics, today Wall Street dropped nearly 700 points, in one bloody session! ***

Of course the left has an immediate answer: The loss of 700 points is the result of eight years of fiscal mismanagement, if not down right thievery, by George W. Bush!
It is all quite simple: When things go well, it is because of the Golden Touch of Barack Obama.

When things go poorly, it is another lump of coal in the stocking of middle class Americans, courtesy of the anti-Santa Clause, George W. Bush!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/wall_street

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Filling Hillary’s Shoes

It is now official: Hillary Rodham Clinton has been demoted to the position of Secretary of State. In that capacity, she will report to a young black man who will occupy the Oval Office, a government edifice that should rightfully be her exclusive domain until at least 2012, and preferably 2016.

However, instead of running the White House as she did from January 1993 to January 2001, Hillary will have to be content with being just another cabinet member in the administration of America’s second African-American president.

All of which leaves New York Governor David Paterson in the unenviable position of filling Hillary’s shoes in the United States Senate.

Paterson will be forced to walk a very thin tight-rope to assure that a competent, yet politically correct, senator is sent to represent New York state, especially since competency has been woefully missing since January, 2001.

Opel Bijiquiovarti, our intrepid belt way insider, reports(on the condition of anonymity), that Governor Paterson will be looking for the following qualities in Hillary’s successor:

Honest, But Flexible

According to the governor, holding a position of public trust requires one to be honest, but not excessively so. Politics is all about compromise and negotiation, so it is important that the new senator understand that truth is a commodity that must be used prudently, and sparingly in order to best meet the needs of New York citizens.

The ideal candidate for Hillary’s job will be a political veteran will the ability to give the impression that the unvarnished truth is being disclosed, while adroitly dancing away from facts too hot to handle.

In order to be a serious candidate, the applicant’s dossier must include at least one perjury conviction while in a position of power.

Liberal Credentials

America has been literally inundated by a blue tsunami, with Democrats in control of the White House, both chambers of the U.S. Congress, and plenty of state houses as well.

In simple terms, the good ship America has a new captain who understands only how to use the leftward rudders.

To be a good senator, Governor Paterson believes that one must be a dedicated liberal with a proven record of raising taxes, making American sovereignty subservient to the United Nations, inviting as many illegal aliens as possible into the country to “grow” the rolls of registered Democrats, and in favor of expanding the privacy rights of women to include post-birth procedures for brats who manage to wiggle out of the womb despite the best efforts of the abortionist in charge.

Protesting America’s involvement in the Vietnam War while a student in England is considered a major “plus” in satisfying this criteria.

Modest Morality

Because he is blind, black, and bellicose, Governor Paterson has been a highly attractive target for those who hold to unnecessarily high standards of morality and ethics.

Which is why the governor has faced a number of petty accusations including marital infidelity, involvement with drugs, including non-inhaled marijuana, and other actions taken to force the governor to take his defective eyes off the ball–namely, the best interests of the people of New York.

The successful applicant must have a reputation as a sex addict, adulterer, and abuser of government property for securing and delivering sexual pleasure. Being the defendant in a major harassment lawsuit involving high political office is a definite plus.

Again, the major objective is to avoid embarrassing Governor Paterson by unflattering comparison.

Black or Black Avenger

Given the nation’s obsession with all things black, the applicant must be an African-American, or be known as one who, through advocacy and ideology, is, in essence, a black.

For example, a white southern dude who is known as the “first black” whatever, would be ideal.

And the Winner Is..

After studiously evaluating all of the criteria and viable candidates, Governor Paterson has reportedly reached a decision.

Opel Bijiquiovarti reports that the governor intends to name former President Bill Clinton to the U.S. Senate seat that will become vacant when Hillary Clinton is sworn is as Secretary of State in January.

Think about the stated criteria and answer this question: Who could possibly be more qualified that Bill Clinton?
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