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Governor Palin: One Classy Lady and Great American!

Who could blame Governor Sarah Palin if she were an angry white female after the abuse heaped upon her during the 2008 election?

However, the governor has recovered from the election loss and, rather than holding a bitter grudge, she has even offered to help President-elect Barack Obama in any way she can.

“It would be my honor to assist and support our new president and the new administration,” said Palin in a report filed on CNN.com.

The governor paid tribute to President-elect Barack Obama, saying she wishes him “well as the 44th president of the United States. If he governs with the skill, and the grace, and the greatness of which he is capable, we’re going to be just fine.”

Governor Palin also blasted the proposed expansion of the bail out package to auto makers and other companies by saying, “We’re hearing now more talk of additional taxpayer bailouts … for companies, for corporations, perhaps even states now who may be standing in line with their hands out despite, perhaps, some poor management decisions on their part that helped tank our economy,” she said.

Many thanks to the governor for putting campaign bitterness behind her and rallying behind Barack Obama, President-elect of these great United States.

All Americans owe a debt of gratitude for the likes of Governor Sarah Palin who really understands democracy and what it means to be an American. She will be heard from, and loudly, in the years ahead!

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Hang Tough, W.!

President Bush is coming under considerable pressure from his successor and the Democrat leadership in the U.S. Congress to pass out duplicate keys to the U.S. Treasury for use by a variety of special interest groups to whom the Democrat party is indebted.

First and foremost, Democrats want to bail out labor unions who, by negotiating outrageous wage and benefits packages, have all destroyed the Big Three auto makers.

Of course, liberals will argue that it is the auto industry, not the unions, that needs financial help.

Fine, then let us get corrupt, greedy labor leaders off the backs of GM, Ford, and Chrysler, and off the backs of the autoworkers who are the real victims of union malfeasance!

Unfortunately, instead of dealing with the real causes, Majority Leader Harry Reid prefers to shell out billions more in new emergency loans.**

What emergency might be next?

Three mayors—Michael Nutter of Philadelphia, Shirley Franklin of Atlanta and Phil Gordon of Phoenix—have requested that funds be sent their way to cover up for mayoral mismanagement in their municipalities.

More: Faced with a $28 billion budget shortfall, Governor Schwarzenegger is also looking to Washington, D.C. for a handout to paper over his failed governance.

Why not just “terminate” the $10 billion that California wastes each and every year on illegal aliens, Arnold? That would at least be a start in the right direction.

Others waiting in line for federal welfare assistance include American Express and General Electric Company.
Where and when will all of this fiscal insanity end?

One can hope that, this time, the bucks will stop at the desk of President George W. Bush, at least until the afternoon of January 20.

As a savvy politician, W. must know that liberals want his finger prints indelibly smeared on each and every bail out dollar surrendered to Detroit and other beggars in waiting.

That way, when things implode even further, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid can point to Crawford, Texas and the erstwhile president as the culprit.

Alternatively, should things go well, count on Democrats to pat themselves on the back for “forcing George W. Bush to act responsibly.”

It is, alas, a non-win situation!

Which means that doing what is right is the right thing to do: Just say NO, Mr. President!

Remember, Democrats are on a fool’s mission: Let them sink or swim in their own wrong-minded Marxism!

Hang tough, W.!

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Confused Priorities

Satire.

Mexico is a third-world nation that is unable to feed, house, and provide medical care for all of its citizens. Which is why America has been inundated with anywhere from 12-38 million illegal aliens from south of our border, most of who hail from Mexico.

Given the rampant poverty that is Mexico, one would expect Mexican government authorities to use public funds prudently and with caution.

However, that does not appear to be the case in Mexico City where Mayor Marcelo Ebrard says that his government will start handing out doses of one or two Viagra, Levitra or Cialis pills on Dec. 1. **

These medications will be issued, free of charge, to impotent men, 70 years and older, of which it is estimated there are 112,000 in Mexico City.

According to Mayor Ebrard, the city is implementing the plan because sexuality “has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness.”

No one can quibble with that, your honor.

However, housing, food, education, and medical care are also vital to the quality of life and happiness. Is Mexico City fully meeting the needs of it’s citizens in those areas, sir?

Of course, it is really none of America’s business how Mexico City, or any other Mexican city, uses public funds to serve it’s citizens, EXCEPT for the fact that hundreds of thousands of Mexican citizens come to America illegally every year and partake of public services paid for by American taxpayers and intended for American citizens.

Why in the world should American taxpayers be responsible for providing essentials to Mexicans who are here illegally, while the Mexican government concerns itself with the sexual fulfillment of impotent men, aged 70 and over?

Or to be more precise, how do you say “Loco” in Spanish?

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Confessions of a Proud Conservative American

(Whisper)

Can we talk privately–off the record as they say in the news business?

You won’t repeat what I am about to share with you? Promise?

I have a deep, dark secret that has been festering within me for well over a week now. It is driving me mad–or madder, according to my doctor and the local pharmacist.

You see I am a hard core conservative. Die-in-the-wool, Reaganite. To the right of Atilla the Hun.

Lower taxes, school vouchers, strong defense, and patriotism with a capital P.

Which means that I always vote Republican. Always–even when the GOP ticket is headed by a candidate with whom I disagree on many issues, as was the case in 2008.

So, naturally, I voted for John McCain on November 4th, although he is not, in my opinion, a real conservative.
As the election returns started pouring in on election night, it became clear early on that Barack Obama was going to be the 44th president of the United States.

Which is not the result that I was hoping for.

However, as the evening proceeded, I found myself rejoicing, silently, over the fact that America had elected an African-American to the presidency.

Mind you, I did not, would not, could not, vote for Obama. Not because of his race, but because of his policies which I find wrong headed and dangerous.

Still, it seems to that Obama’s victory was much larger than liberal or conservative, Democrat or Republican. Or ideology.
Partisan politics be damned, at least for one night.

This was America at her very best! Land of the free, home of the brave and the greatest nation in the history of the human species.

Those facts were confirmed for all the world to see on November 4th.
Again, I rue Obama’s election because of his politics.

Still, I thrill at the sight of African-Americans swelled with pride and walking with a livelier bounce in their steps because of Barack Obama.

While I am very proud of America for electing an African-American, I  wish that our first black president were a conservative, like Alan Keyes.

Nonetheless, Barack Obama will be our 44th president and I congratulate him and wish him all the best–until the mid-term elections in 2010, that is!

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