Archive for May, 2008

Democrats in Political Heat Over McClellan Revelations

Friday, May 30th, 2008
Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan is being touted by Democrats as a man of truth and wisdom following McClellan’s blistering chronicling of the Bush presidency. Speaker Nancy Pelosi, speaking on condition of partisan stupidity, was adamant in her belief that McClellan is absolutely correct. “I totally agree,” Pelosi said about McClellan’s plundering of the [...]

Speaker Pelosi Addresses Obesity Versus Hunger in America

Thursday, May 29th, 2008
(Satire). Immediately after engineering the non-binding resolution on the floor of the U.S. House that provided victory for al-Qaeda, Speaker Pelosi boarded a commercial flight bound for San Francisco. As a resident of the Bay Area, I was able to catch up with the Speaker after her flight arrived at SFO Airport. Pelosi graciously agreed to the [...]

Obama and the Religion of Race War

Thursday, May 29th, 2008
“Unless God is participating in this holy activity, we must reject his love. Either God is for black people in their fight for liberation and against the white oppressors, or he is not.” Black Theology and Black Power, Dr. James Cone, 1969 Barack Obama must be called to renounce Black Liberation Theology. Can an American be compelled [...]

Non-Solutions to Non-Problems

Thursday, May 29th, 2008
A desperate push is underway to enact the Climate Security Act sponsored by Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CN) and Sen. John Warner (R-VA). It would impose cap-and-trade mandates on anything that generates carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions and that pretty much includes everything involving energy use, including backyard barbequing. Just what “climate security” is remains a mystery. It [...]

John McCain, Illegal Aliens, and God

Thursday, May 29th, 2008
From his bag of tricks for converting right-thinking conservatives into Republican leftists, John McCain has injected God, love, and compassion into the non-stop wrangling about amnesty for as many as 38 million illegal aliens. During a recent debate in St. Petersburg, Florida, McCain said the following, in part: “We need to sit down as Americans and recognize [...]

Say NO to Obama, stop the Obamanation!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008
by TexasFred We are witnessing a political phenomenon with Barack Hussein Obama of rare magnitude. His speeches have inspired millions and yet most of his followers have no idea of what he stands for except platitudes of ‘Change’ or they believe him when he says he will be a ‘Uniter’. The power of speech from a [...]

Which Will It Be America: Cheap Tomatoes or Rule of Law?

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
As America’s war on terror president, George W. Bush is perfectly right to be obsessed with homeland security as a means for combating terrorism. Unfortunately, the president’s concern applies only to borders in Iraq and Afghanistan, but not here at home. Although the president has ordered more than one hundred fifty thousand (and counting) American men and [...]

Of Rape Victims, Teddy Bears and the Virgin Birth

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
(Satire) Say what you like about Islamofascists, one thing is quite clear: These seventh century tyrants are consistently outrageous, and dangerously so. Consider the recent mayhem from Saudi Arabia, America’s middle east “ally” and personal favorite of all American presidents, past and present, named Bush. An unidentified woman in that pathetic kingdom was sentenced to prison and 200 [...]

A Reasonable Plan for Dealing With Illegal Aliens

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
Mr. President, Honorable Members of Congress: Because our government has refused to secure America’s borders and enforce our immigration laws, our nation is struggling to deal with as many as 38 million illegal aliens who have entered this great nation unlawfully. Many are good-hearted, hard working folks, simply looking for a better life. However, that description also applies [...]

Mexico is Soon to be a Bigger Problem

Monday, May 26th, 2008
As if the constant flow of illegal aliens and drugs from Mexico were not already a huge problem for the United States, it is about to get worse. When Business Week took notice of Mexico’s dwindling oil reserves and failed national oil company, Pemex, in its May 5th edition, it signaled a problem whose significance [...]

McCain Meltdown Madness: Ignoring Existing Immigration Laws

Monday, May 26th, 2008
As Senator John McCain slips further and further into the grips of neurotic self-delusion, his arguments in favor of legalizing 38 million illegal aliens becomes more and more specious. Last summer, McCain issued his most bizarre challenge to date against American patriots who oppose amnesty: Speaking at a fund-raiser in Houston, the senator said: “I think it’s (immigration [...]

High Time for a Reality Check

Sunday, May 25th, 2008
By Joanne Mandel Rosie O’Donnell’s outlandish claim that radical Christianity is just as much a threat as radical Islam drew a pointed response from one British columnist. “While evangelists may say that gay people are wicked, damned to hellfire or the like, I don’t know of any internationally renowned Christian leaders who are calling for the imprisonment [...]

Congressional Attack Dogs Bark Up Wrong Tree!

Sunday, May 25th, 2008
Once again, in response to constituent outcry over gasoline prices, Oil Company executives have been hauled before Congress to get their posteriors ripped into by self-serving grandstanding Senators. Senator Leahy went so far as to question the salary of the execs – as if this was in some way relevant. But these self-appointed watchdogs are barking up [...]

A Moonbat Exposed

Sunday, May 25th, 2008
By TexasFred (Cross Posted from Texas Fred’s Blog). The original post with comments can be found here. This piece presents some excerpts from a post made on a blog called The Pink Flamingo, There is Nothing Wrong With Being A Conservative or a Republican, the title of the original post is very deceptive, the story is [...]

John McCain Campaigns Against Law and Order

Saturday, May 24th, 2008
So-called conservative John McCain has apparently decided that the GOP presidential nomination has been safely tucked away in his treasure chest, so he can now move on to the larger objective: Namely, transforming the sole super power in the world into a third-world cesspool by granting amnesty to 38 million illegal aliens. Speaking at a roundtable [...]

Whistles, bells, and red lights flashing

Saturday, May 24th, 2008
Table of contents for Obama: Behind the MaskLooking At Obama and Black Liberation TheologyWe Need To Take A Closer Look At Liberal Barack Hussein ObamaBarack Hussein Obama Refused: “I Did Not Want To Concede”Irreverent Rev. Jeremiah Wright: Just words?The Hypocrisy Of Rev. Jeremiah WrightOnly love can drive out hate: just words?May God bless — Not [...]

Decline of the Ham Sandwich: Precursor to Armageddon?

Friday, May 23rd, 2008
(Satire) Although my formal education in theology is negligible (zero), I am spiritually enlightened enough to know that the Almighty uses “signs” to warn his flocks of impending doom. Examples from the beginning of time include earthquakes, and rumors of earthquakes, wars, floods, pestilence, tsunamis, and other catastrophic events, like the Democrats regaining majority control of the [...]