Archive for January 9th, 2008

Hillary for President Autopsy Shocker!

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
  Hillary Rodham Clinton was supposed to be dead this morning, figuratively speaking that is. According to nearly all political wizards, Hillary was destined to be stabbed in the heart by a clean and articulate black man in the hinterlands of New Hampshire. Her premature demise was supposed to take place on Tuesday, starting at 12:01 AM [...]

Obama Gets Gold in Skating

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
A rather timely occurrence transpired just the other day: Apparently, since the Iowa caucuses people are trying to secure everything on one Barack Hussein Obama that they can get their hands on. A gentleman who had stumbled upon my column “Obamination” (The New Media Journal, February 20, 2007) wrote to me claiming that he couldn’t [...]

Liberal Guilt Trumps Common Sense: New Jersey Apologizes for Slavery

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
In a gesture designed to temper liberal guilt without accomplishing much of anything else, New Jersey became the first northern state to formally apologize for slavery. State legislators did so by passing a resolution which expresses “profound regret” for New Jersey’s participation in the practice of slavery. The resolution states that in New Jersey, “the vestiges of [...]